y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

Anonymous: i had sex with a guy 2 days ago and he keeps ignoring me like nothing happened what do i do??

cravings:

send him this